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UTTERLY SMITTEN meme Because sometimes, you want to play out goofy, absolutely adorable adoration no matter your character. You don't have a crush. You're not in love. But you wish you had either of those things, because they're the lesser of all evils. Instead, you have it oh so bad. You're smitten, kitten. Why, every little thing this special person does is magic! Their looks, their personality, their smile - or lack thereof - are the most beautiful you've ever seen. And maybe they're even nice to you when you totally don't deserve it! Whether your acquaintances would describe you as "soft-hearted" or "hard-ass pain in my ass," there's hardly been one as taken as you. Just looking at them makes you weak at the knees, and you think those butterflies in your stomach may be staging a revolt. Damn it, it's disgusting. No matter if you're a grown-ass adult or a school kid, you'll feel...uhm, like a school kid. Of course, you probably shouldn't pull any pigtails. Instead, put those conflicting emotions to good use. Admire your object of affection from afar. Hang out with them as much as you can. Be awkward as only you can. Enjoy being in their presence or being close to them because afhhdhflfh they're so pretty and so aaaaahh you're ensnared. Be super nice to them. Dote on them because they're so darn cute. Fulfilling their every whim will get you in good! Or be a terrible tsundere, as that's all some of you assholes know how to do. Eventually, you'll get over your denial and realize, grizzled warrior-king or megalomaniacal god or bitchy brat you are, you're feeling flushed. HOW TO PLAY  Comment with your character, preference, and what role you'd like to play.  Cutesy, emotional, kind, or young characters might get smitten easily. But part of the fun is seeing completely stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters get silly quickened heart beats. Of course, said stoic, inappropriate, or horrible characters getting crushed on is just as funny.  RNG for a prompt or just go nuts. POSITION  Smitten: Be cool, be cool - oh god they're so precious you're going to vomit.  Smitten...On?: You're the one who's cast a spell, willing or unwittingly. SITUATION  Not Together...Yet: Is senpai going to notice you?  Together: Aren't you so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend or girlfriend or friendfriend?  Never: A forbidden love, you can never be together, GET THIS ANGST SHIT OUT OF HERE.